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Showing posts with label humor poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor poetry. Show all posts
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Humor Poetry.....Absolutely Absurd !
If....and why !!!
( from bhaskarbenjamin-in-verse..... http://bhaskarbenjamin.wordpress.com)
If the crow crows….
If the dog dogs…..
If the kid kids……
If the police polices…..
If the guard guards….
If the jest jests…..
Why cant simple human…. be simple human !?!
( from bhaskarbenjamin-in-verse..... http://bhaskarbenjamin.wordpress.com)
If the crow crows….
If the dog dogs…..
If the kid kids……
If the police polices…..
If the guard guards….
If the jest jests…..
Why cant simple human…. be simple human !?!
Friday, July 18, 2008
Humor Poetry....I am your President !
I am Your President
I am your president...said one baritone voice
I shall take you out of trouble... come on...make your choice !
Elect me...I am a nationalist...a rationalist and a true servant !
Motherland is my first love... and this love is ...well...constant!
If you wish to be safe... you want to be rich..... and you want to progress
...then I am your man......vote for me...dont just make any second guess !
Listening to this baritone...one jobless beggar said:
...."You and me are so alike....... but you beg for votes...instead"
"....I beg to eat....then go to my pipe ....and enter the land of dreams
but ...dear sir...... .... you beg..... just to achieve....
these impossible pipe dreams !"
I am your president...said one baritone voice
I shall take you out of trouble... come on...make your choice !
Elect me...I am a nationalist...a rationalist and a true servant !
Motherland is my first love... and this love is ...well...constant!
If you wish to be safe... you want to be rich..... and you want to progress
...then I am your man......vote for me...dont just make any second guess !
Listening to this baritone...one jobless beggar said:
...."You and me are so alike....... but you beg for votes...instead"
"....I beg to eat....then go to my pipe ....and enter the land of dreams
but ...dear sir...... .... you beg..... just to achieve....
these impossible pipe dreams !"
Friday, July 11, 2008
Great Indian Recipes....!!! The Academic Fudge
"THE ACADEMIC FUDGE"
Take a lad who is bright
with an average or over IQ
peel off his creative urges
put him in a scholarly stew
then boil this green ingredient
for full term of secondary years
...now dip him in the UNIV.
to cool off his remaining fears !
now...take out this fully
schooled lump of a man
and marinate in the PHD
to unlearn whatever he can !
you now have a ready teacher
who tastes like an academic sure
and if your processing was thorough
you can bet he is 99% pure !!!
then take this rich scholar
make him teach a few classes
these would be a wooden cask for sure....
he'll mature...as do molasses !
when fermentation is over
when he has taught for fifteen years
... you now have a greying species
who by books and papers swears !
now this middle aged preparation
is ripe to become a professor
and if the 'yeast' has succeeded
he'll be the VC's successor !
One note of caution .....!
is a must for this recipe :
never leave it in the open air
....keep it covered by some 'degree' !
Take a lad who is bright
with an average or over IQ
peel off his creative urges
put him in a scholarly stew
then boil this green ingredient
for full term of secondary years
...now dip him in the UNIV.
to cool off his remaining fears !
now...take out this fully
schooled lump of a man
and marinate in the PHD
to unlearn whatever he can !
you now have a ready teacher
who tastes like an academic sure
and if your processing was thorough
you can bet he is 99% pure !!!
then take this rich scholar
make him teach a few classes
these would be a wooden cask for sure....
he'll mature...as do molasses !
when fermentation is over
when he has taught for fifteen years
... you now have a greying species
who by books and papers swears !
now this middle aged preparation
is ripe to become a professor
and if the 'yeast' has succeeded
he'll be the VC's successor !
One note of caution .....!
is a must for this recipe :
never leave it in the open air
....keep it covered by some 'degree' !
Sunday, June 22, 2008
HUMOR POETRY...MISS NOMER
MISS NOMER
Our home-spun Homer
Is having quite an odyssey
Since he married miss Nomer !
He was quite a roamer
(Now is chained to his house)
Can be truly called a ‘homer’
Nomer, as is her habit
Is mostly off the mark
But is always right on target
(With a nail and a hammer)
When it comes to poor Homer !
Homer needs a respite, freedom from this Nomer
But he is so utterly confused, there is no way to leave her
He longs to be a loner, but is simply a goner
And wedlock as a word, for him is no misnomer !!!
Our home-spun Homer
Is having quite an odyssey
Since he married miss Nomer !
He was quite a roamer
(Now is chained to his house)
Can be truly called a ‘homer’
Nomer, as is her habit
Is mostly off the mark
But is always right on target
(With a nail and a hammer)
When it comes to poor Homer !
Homer needs a respite, freedom from this Nomer
But he is so utterly confused, there is no way to leave her
He longs to be a loner, but is simply a goner
And wedlock as a word, for him is no misnomer !!!
Friday, June 20, 2008
NATURE POETRY....LEAVES
"LEAVES"
Leaves every time leave an indelible impression
On my mind
My heart goes out to these heart shaped leaves
And I often yearn to touch the green stars in the near sky…
Some leaves are like dangling rubies…
…While others are like some artist’s careless brush strokes….
All leaves possess the recipe of making sunlight more beautiful
…and all leaves know the precise angle at which
they should dance… to filter the ethereal gold…
And when the leaves dry up….they come down…
In a rhythmic fall…and then…
...they spread a carpet of yellow…and amber…and brown….and red….
And if you walk on this carpet of magic…
Your heart shall simply fly !!!
Leaves every time leave an indelible impression on my mind !
HUMOR POETRY....MISS TAKE
MISS TAKE
His only mistake was to marry miss Take
While he was a believer in giving and living
Take had only one passion : to take and to take !
One day in September, from her slumber did she wake
And announced she was hurting, she had a tooth ache
He suggested a dentist but Take asked for a chocolate cake !
Come on, let us pray, for this poor soul, for heaven’s sake !
Who married this Take ; his malady he cannot shake !
(Take too is not happy, cold shoulders she can’t take
But he listens to her stories, only for peace’s sake )
Now Take wants to become a mother
But he cannot afford this mistake :
Once was quite a heart ache
He does not want a retake !!!
His only mistake was to marry miss Take
While he was a believer in giving and living
Take had only one passion : to take and to take !
One day in September, from her slumber did she wake
And announced she was hurting, she had a tooth ache
He suggested a dentist but Take asked for a chocolate cake !
Come on, let us pray, for this poor soul, for heaven’s sake !
Who married this Take ; his malady he cannot shake !
(Take too is not happy, cold shoulders she can’t take
But he listens to her stories, only for peace’s sake )
Now Take wants to become a mother
But he cannot afford this mistake :
Once was quite a heart ache
He does not want a retake !!!
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